Meet Pearl Jones.
The 85-year-old Tennessee woman was arrested Tuesday for felony drug distribution and maintaining a dwelling where drugs were being peddled.
While most of her octogenarian peers are enjoying their golden years, Jones was allegedly selling Hydrocodone, the powerful painkiller, from her home, according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
A search of Jones's home turned up "narcotics in addition to evidence" corroborating a police probe "into Jones selling narcotics from this residence."
Jones--who allegedly peddled pills within 1000 feet of a school--was booked into the Sullivan County jail, from which she was released yesterday after posting $70,000 bond.