Friday, August 30, 2013
LAUGH! For a Change!
A guy is walking along a beach in Tel Aviv when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life...only the Lord can do such a thing."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Israelis and Palestinians make peace.
"You crafty little devil!" said the genie.