Ted Cruz: Canada Tourism "Ad" (Video)

By "Barry Soetoro, Esq"

Canada-born Ted Cruz promotes his homeland in this new tourism "ad."

NOTE: You may encounter Parody and Satire.

Ted Cruz was born in Calgary (Canada) in 1970. A lifelong citizen of Canada, Cruz finally "renounced" his Canadian citizenship in 2014 to launch an illegal bid for US President.

Ted Cruz: Canada's Candidate™

Why is Ted Cruz the perfect spokesman for Canada? Because his Bush Family ties can generate billions of dollars for Ted's homeland -- in oil revenues and Goldman Sachs ventures:

Ted Cruz can also leverage his diplomatic ties to the British Empire:

But since Ted isn't a Natural Born Citizen of the USA, Cruz is running illegally for US President. Ted Cruz finds himself in the same boat as Prince Hashim of Jordan:

The only two documents Ted Cruz released are his (i) Canadian Birth Certificate, and (ii) 2014 "renouncement" of Canadian citizenship. Ted Cruz hasn't released ANY documentation showing what year Cruz "became a US Citizen."

Is that because Cruz' parents never filed a CRBA (Consular Report of Birth Abroad) with the nearest US Consulate -- required for children of US Citizens born outside the USA? Since Cruz provides no documentation, Ted Cruz is an "undocumented worker" in the USA:

It's possible that Ted Cruz entered the USA illegally in 1974, then remained an illegal alien until Cruz was amnestied (along with 3 million illegal aliens) by President Reagan in 1986. Is this why Ted Cruz won't show paperwork revealing what year he became a (naturalized) US Citizen?

It's no wonder Ted Cruz promotes his homeland in that new (parody) ad. If this "President" stunt doesn't work out, Cruz might be heading home.

Barry Soetoro, Esq is a syndicated columnist focused on Fake Shootings and State Terror. Recently, Barry explored the Newtown CT “massacre” and the background of Barack Obama.  Barry’s Sandy Hook work was covered by the Washington Post; UK Telegraph; NY Daily News; Salon; MediaMatters; and DailyMail.