Why Muslim Terrorists Are So Quick To Commit Suicide

                           Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
                           Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
                          
                             Let’s have a look at the evidence:
                         
                           - No Christmas
                           - No television
                           - No football
                           - No pork chops
                           - No hot dogs
                           - No burgers
                          
                           - No bacon
                           - Rags for clothes
                           - Towels for hats
                           - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
                           - You can't shave
                           - Your wife can't shave                                 
                           - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
                         
                           Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
                           It's not like it could get much worse
                              
                               THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

                               They're not happy in Gaza ..
                               They're not happy in Egypt ..
                               They're not happy in Libya ..
                               They're not happy in Morocco ..
                               They're not happy in Iran ..
                               They're not happy in Iraq ..
                               They're not happy in Yemen ..
                               They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
                               They're not happy in Pakistan ..
                               They're not happy in Syria ..
                               They're not happy in Lebanon ..

                               SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

                               They're happy in Australia .
                               They're happy in Canada .
                               They're happy in England ..
                               They're happy in France ..
                               They're happy in Italy ..
                               They're happy in Germany ..
                               They're happy in Sweden ..
                               They're happy in the USA ..
                               They're happy in Norway ..
                               They're happy in Holland .
                               They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

                               AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

                               Not Islam.
                               Not their leadership.
                               Not themselves.

                               THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

                               AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
                               THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

                               Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
                               How darn dumb can you get?